What If Hasan Were King Of America? | Deep Cuts | Patriot Act with Hasan Minhaj | Netflix


  1. EG 001

    EG 0013 hari yang lalu

    My birthday is on the 9/11

  2. Stephen Brady

    Stephen Brady5 hari yang lalu

    Good for him making something funny out of something super sad. As a white guy i can't possibly understand what he and all the other kids of Desi descent had to deal with around 911 and still have to deal with simply of ignorance...... Raise your kids to hate racism as much as you do. Its important.


    TRACEY MACHIO6 hari yang lalu

    He really got jacked over the months. I just came from watching one video from June and he didn't have this kind of biceps

  4. TheMangomelon789

    TheMangomelon7899 hari yang lalu

    That guy could not remember 2 simple lines, lol

  5. TheMangomelon789

    TheMangomelon7899 hari yang lalu

    I wanna hear the actual 3 changes he would make. Like, in all seriousness.

  6. Samuel Stewart

    Samuel Stewart10 hari yang lalu

    This should be titled "Cheese-it Pizza is back"

  7. HaKKeR DesTRoYer

    HaKKeR DesTRoYer12 hari yang lalu

    Thanks for putting this all on youtube Hasan, now millions who can't pay for Netflix can see what truth looks like.

  8. Grace Eavey

    Grace Eavey13 hari yang lalu

    My favorite pizza is pineapple pizza.

  9. rose CA

    rose CA13 hari yang lalu

    Love that he checks in with his elders I only let my daughter watch episodes with lisa or Maggie Lol

  10. Amar

    Amar14 hari yang lalu

    Dude my birthday is on 9/11, but I live in India and I didn't celebrate it much because there was an exam scheduled in the same week! everytime!

  11. John Noel Santos

    John Noel Santos15 hari yang lalu

    "If you get stuck in traffic on the way to work, you get the day off." Nobody will be working in the Philippines then.

  12. Rose 201

    Rose 20115 hari yang lalu

    Ahad in Malay (Malaysia)means Sunday

  13. amber go

    amber go18 hari yang lalu

    7:27 i thought he said "daddy" 😂😂😂

  14. Jester Lavorre

    Jester Lavorre20 hari yang lalu

    i do theater stuff and we have an Eddie who does sound and i like that "EDDIE" is just kind of a universal expression

  15. Red Hood

    Red Hood20 hari yang lalu

    Bro??? Me and hasan have the same birthday??

  16. Layla Gonzalez

    Layla Gonzalez23 hari yang lalu

    I Binge watched WAY too many of theSe

  17. Sarah Gortler

    Sarah Gortler25 hari yang lalu

    Him apologize to the “uncle” 😂

  18. Normandy Vannheim

    Normandy Vannheim27 hari yang lalu

    The mad question is real old. It's come up on reddit sooooo many times.

  19. Normandy Vannheim

    Normandy Vannheim27 hari yang lalu

    Nobody: Hasan: It's a trap!!

  20. Manu Gulati

    Manu Gulati28 hari yang lalu


  21. Nedzad Krdzic

    Nedzad KrdzicBulan Yang lalu

    Am I the only one who had the same thought about Mars and Adam and Eve? XD


    AYAAN AHMEDBulan Yang lalu

    Hasan for president 2020

  23. Noah

    NoahBulan Yang lalu

    hasan.. 5 minutes.. okay eddy lets do a pizza hut comercial but the dude in th audience fucks it up

  24. Noah

    NoahBulan Yang lalu

    mushroom and artiahocks legit best thing on a pizza

  25. Kohul T

    Kohul TBulan Yang lalu

    I think deep cuts is better than the actual show

  26. FunGryphon

    FunGryphonBulan Yang lalu

    Hasan needs a podcast or talk show or something

  27. Yusraa Hotee

    Yusraa HoteeBulan Yang lalu

    Lol, when he said his birthday is on the 23tg of september two things were in my head. Saudi Arabia’s independence day is on 23th of September My birthday is 3 days after his😂✌🏻

  28. Please don’t Subscribe to me

    Please don’t Subscribe to meBulan Yang lalu

    I fucking love this show.

  29. superboyinac1

    superboyinac1Bulan Yang lalu

    If we got the day off for being stuck in traffic, Atlanta would have no one work.

  30. Chris Martin

    Chris MartinBulan Yang lalu

    What if he were King? The left would go nuts because they don’t believe in kings. It’s why they are baselessly trying to impeach trump.

  31. Mia Rue

    Mia RueBulan Yang lalu

    My mom let me watch the simpsons, but she’d threaten me if I even thought about actin like Bart

  32. Brittni Smith

    Brittni SmithBulan Yang lalu

    I'm black and he's so right about the Simpsons. When I went to college at 18 I binge watched Simpsons, Family Guy, and American Dad.

  33. Mellissande NotFromGOT

    Mellissande NotFromGOTBulan Yang lalu

    Aww I loved the guy he put on the spot lol that was the cutest interaction

  34. Ryan Springer

    Ryan SpringerBulan Yang lalu

    Not everyone is out on Super Bowl Sunday, I only watch real football. ⚽

  35. wsg man

    wsg manBulan Yang lalu

    Haha in australia the state of Victoria gets a holiday for the AFL grand final

  36. Nitro Zephier

    Nitro ZephierBulan Yang lalu

    I came back to this vid just for the cheez-it pizza bit lol

  37. Meghan Helmich

    Meghan HelmichBulan Yang lalu

    This is the sixth Deep Cuts I've watched in a row. I'm obsessed.

  38. vivi hawkins

    vivi hawkinsBulan Yang lalu

    i dig the sweaters

  39. 07alima

    07alimaBulan Yang lalu

    *Thank you for wearing the same jumper, I have seen you wear it before on shows* *_you don't just preach you lead by example_*

  40. Ruaimaa Hasan

    Ruaimaa HasanBulan Yang lalu

    yeah lol I was never allowed to watch the simpsons but my parents gave no specific reasoning they just thought it was inappropriate and influenced bad behaviour. I’m an ‘01 kid, brown child tings

  41. Vaasavi Singh

    Vaasavi SinghBulan Yang lalu

    That big flag he mentioned after 26/11 that exact same thing happened in 'ramy'

  42. Jay Kay

    Jay KayBulan Yang lalu

    Why he always ask if the person is there?

  43. Andy Silva

    Andy SilvaBulan Yang lalu

    1:50 oh wow I didn't realize until he said not a good look but he meant bc he's brown. Damn I completely didn't realize, I just thought bad timing but yeah no he's so right. People's reaction would not have been the same if he was white (for the most part).

  44. Aash

    AashBulan Yang lalu

    this was hilarious xD

  45. goody Qureshi

    goody QureshiBulan Yang lalu

    That Simpson's thing is so true!!!!!

  46. Mr Green

    Mr GreenBulan Yang lalu

    STOP! I am officially beefing with you brown brother! Pineapple is a gift from the god! We fighting on sight son! (jk)(nr)

  47. Fifi W.

    Fifi W.Bulan Yang lalu

    🤣🤣 it is delicious

  48. Henry Ortiz

    Henry OrtizBulan Yang lalu

    Yes, I've deadass had that Mars thought for ever.

  49. Starboy Naman

    Starboy NamanBulan Yang lalu

    Best episode

  50. dmaster225

    dmaster225Bulan Yang lalu

    Hasan "youve legitimately thought about this?" minaj

  51. Vishal P

    Vishal PBulan Yang lalu

    poor cheez it pizza guy

  52. Abhinav Loomba

    Abhinav LoombaBulan Yang lalu

    UNO reverse card

  53. Ananda Dickens

    Ananda DickensBulan Yang lalu

    I can realate my birthday is the 23rd of September too and 2001 was when i was born😂.

  54. Ben G

    Ben GBulan Yang lalu

    Umm, superbowl is NOT a thing anymore Hassan. That's something our grand parents and old uncles do. lol

  55. Tsukk

    TsukkBulan Yang lalu

    Dude, my mom didn't let me watch the Simpsons as a kid either and we are from Spain.

  56. Christopher Hernandez

    Christopher HernandezBulan Yang lalu

    The dude asking the “king of America” question was pissed off and SAD .

  57. Faisal

    FaisalBulan Yang lalu

    Pizza Hut, sponsor him

  58. Feel English

    Feel EnglishBulan Yang lalu

    Why these are not in Netflix?

  59. Josef Saknikent

    Josef SaknikentBulan Yang lalu

    Im Native and i don't celebrate happy thanks taking. So ill start X-mas when i want. Ok 👌

  60. Piranavee

    PiranaveeBulan Yang lalu

    when an uncle comes: Hasan: makes joke about porn Hasan after: "Its a joke its a joke I SWEAR UNLE>

  61. HK HK

    HK HKBulan Yang lalu

    what the fuction of that Guillotine looking like thing (the thing Hassan is asked to hold before and after the show )