We tried to get me a girlfriend...


  1. CallMeCarson

    CallMeCarsonTahun Yang lalu

    REUPLOADED due to there being a few frames of penis on the last one, my bad youtube. Should be fine now!

  2. Mr. Scat Man

    Mr. Scat Man2 hari yang lalu

    I like the doom music.

  3. Mrs. Duckalot

    Mrs. Duckalot7 hari yang lalu

    You just want man pp

  4. Munarulla

    Munarulla10 hari yang lalu

    21 frames of penis

  5. Nicholas Cantu

    Nicholas Cantu22 hari yang lalu

    Yeah because people kept sending you small pp

  6. Ray Carter

    Ray Carter27 hari yang lalu

    50 frames of penis

  7. Phantom Hunter

    Phantom HunterHari Yang lalu

    *Katerino has entered the chat*

  8. AidanPlaysStuff

    AidanPlaysStuffHari Yang lalu

    A year ago, you tried to get a Porn Star girlfriend. Now, you turned down a Porn Star. You’ve come so far.

  9. mr. applejuice

    mr. applejuiceHari Yang lalu

    Seeing this and how he went from being a pornhub raid to him rejecting mia malkova is hilarious

  10. PhonieLittleDot

    PhonieLittleDotHari Yang lalu

    when u from kentucky and they say they h8 u😩😤😔😓😢

  11. Pizza Porker

    Pizza PorkerHari Yang lalu

    Here after he rejected mia malkova


    DASH SMASH2 hari yang lalu

    They always say good things come to those who wait, and look what happened.... we made it happen boys

  13. Technofrisbee

    Technofrisbee3 hari yang lalu

    this man went from wanting a pornstar girlfriend to rejecting one of the top ones just cuz its funny respec

  14. TacoRex

    TacoRex2 hari yang lalu

    Technofrisbee he’s the ultimate chad now

  15. Max Edward

    Max Edward3 hari yang lalu

    Ahem, He clearly likes it!

  16. honey2jn3kmt

    honey2jn3kmt3 hari yang lalu

    "I want man PP" 😂😂😂 same guy... same

  17. GoodStar Gaming

    GoodStar Gaming3 hari yang lalu

    Why doom theme tho?

  18. Commander KGB

    Commander KGB3 hari yang lalu

    It feels right to watch this again after Carson’s epic gamer move

  19. i fricked a crocodile

    i fricked a crocodile3 hari yang lalu

    my man out here destroying a pornstar for a joke

  20. Agent Gamezz

    Agent Gamezz4 hari yang lalu

    Carson is pornstar?

  21. Michael Lee

    Michael Lee4 hari yang lalu

    A year later he’s turning then down

  22. Lucas Sanzana

    Lucas Sanzana4 hari yang lalu

    Watching this after he turned down Mia Malkova Now that's character development

  23. NotNick

    NotNick4 hari yang lalu

    He almost got a pornstar girlfriend but turned her down, how far the lad has come

  24. Dawson Weaver

    Dawson Weaver4 hari yang lalu

    Callmecarson does porn then ends up on a nojumper podcast

  25. ttv-MaxxTrax

    ttv-MaxxTrax5 hari yang lalu

    This is why he turned down mia malkova, because she indirectly turned him down.

  26. LordOfThe Flightless

    LordOfThe Flightless5 hari yang lalu

    Katerino: Allow me to introduce ourselves

  27. Brady Wilson

    Brady Wilson5 hari yang lalu

    Ryancreamer Just… Do it. Come on Not actual pornstar.

  28. Holden Opp

    Holden Opp6 hari yang lalu

    I a from Midwest, it okay you delete us

  29. agent burnz

    agent burnz6 hari yang lalu


  30. The New Minecrafter

    The New Minecrafter7 hari yang lalu

    Dude you got so much puss didnt you

  31. GamerFrancis TV

    GamerFrancis TV8 hari yang lalu

    Lemme smash

  32. Nissan Tnt

    Nissan Tnt9 hari yang lalu

    Try corn hub

  33. Get In The Oven

    Get In The Oven9 hari yang lalu

    We have won Carson has gained an "female companion"

  34. mikael city

    mikael city10 hari yang lalu

    I hope one of the videos gets on recommended

  35. Angela Milano

    Angela Milano11 hari yang lalu

    the doom music makes it 100x better

  36. Angela Milano

    Angela Milano10 hari yang lalu

    also the mid-west is a myth

  37. gay dumbass

    gay dumbass11 hari yang lalu

    carson i want to eat cereal not choke to death

  38. Dmitry Prod

    Dmitry Prod12 hari yang lalu

    okay, just put "NISHOBA" in detect language on google translate and you'll get "I'm bored". Family guy will never be the same

  39. Garf Magillicudy

    Garf Magillicudy14 hari yang lalu

    Carson reminds me of a child it’s hard to think of him on por hub

  40. ITAMA 666

    ITAMA 66616 hari yang lalu


  41. name name Name

    name name Name17 hari yang lalu

    wow your fan base is really unfunny

  42. Benjamin Gasiorek-2022

    Benjamin Gasiorek-202217 hari yang lalu

    What girl wouldn't want you I mean look at that gurth

  43. Big Air

    Big Air18 hari yang lalu

    Nebraska is fuxkin hot dude

  44. skskdhdkdk ayyy lmao

    skskdhdkdk ayyy lmao18 hari yang lalu


  45. YouKnowWho 5782

    YouKnowWho 578218 hari yang lalu

    *me who lives in Texas* Oh n-

  46. YoshiFan15

    YoshiFan1518 hari yang lalu


  47. batman batboy

    batman batboy18 hari yang lalu

    *Me Posting "He Clearly Likes it!" On every video until carson responds*

  48. John CO.

    John CO.19 hari yang lalu

    "wait this isn't the free version of Minecraft?" -CallMeCarson, pornhub comments.

  49. Tayłor Anderson

    Tayłor Anderson20 hari yang lalu

    is this travis’ first vid with carson 🥺

  50. poppibottles Sanchez

    poppibottles Sanchez20 hari yang lalu

    Yeah can I get the Nashoba sammy

  51. mrlemongrapeful

    mrlemongrapeful20 hari yang lalu

    yo whats the music that kicks in 20 secs into the video from? it just hit me like a brick of nostalgia

  52. mrlemongrapeful

    mrlemongrapeful20 hari yang lalu

    nvm figured it out its doom

  53. Gay Boi

    Gay Boi21 hari yang lalu

    This call me Car, son guy is pretty funny

  54. NotFBI

    NotFBI23 hari yang lalu

    Nashoba in my country means being a hot chick

  55. Bob Bobs

    Bob Bobs23 hari yang lalu


  56. LÒL _

    LÒL _24 hari yang lalu

    You forgot to put legally

  57. isac nasa

    isac nasa24 hari yang lalu

    Uh. Carson looks like a fetus but that's also a gamer

  58. MDNX

    MDNX24 hari yang lalu

    Why doom music

  59. Melissa George

    Melissa George24 hari yang lalu

    Is nobody gunna point out Carson has watched 23 adult films on his CallMeCarsonPH account @ 5:32 ...???

  60. stets

    stets22 hari yang lalu

    Who said he was watching porn?

  61. Taylor Wells

    Taylor Wells25 hari yang lalu

    Hey guess what there is a whole county in Mississippi called Neshoba County.

  62. cora 420

    cora 42025 hari yang lalu

    As a Kentuckian I can confirm it does not exist what so ever

  63. ErikWithaKnotaC

    ErikWithaKnotaC26 hari yang lalu

    Bro I’ll be your boyfriend if you can answer this math equation 3 + your credit card number - 3

  64. Lukasyee

    Lukasyee28 hari yang lalu

    oh daddy carson take my heart 😩

  65. Quentin Ford

    Quentin Ford28 hari yang lalu

    Carson has a PH account...CARSON MASTURBATING IS A SIN

  66. ThePurpleFox37

    ThePurpleFox3728 hari yang lalu

    Nashoba is actually the word in Choctaw for wolf

  67. AntiDiGiorno

    AntiDiGiorno28 hari yang lalu

    this is even more funny

  68. Maximo Anello

    Maximo Anello28 hari yang lalu

    Nashoba is in massachusetts lmao

  69. OfficerBuddycat

    OfficerBuddycat29 hari yang lalu

    Katerino isnt a gf shes a side chick, callmecarson's REAL girlfriend is Garfield