Real Lawyer Reacts to LAWYER JOKES // LegalEagle

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  1. LegalEagle

    LegalEagle6 bulan yang lalu

    Get 2 months of unlimited learning on SKILLSHARE for FREE (and help this channel!): skl.sh/legaleagle14

  2. Jacques Marneweck

    Jacques MarneweckBulan Yang lalu

    California: Highest lawyer population. California: Highest voter turnout for lawyers that got busted.

  3. Kemasuk Tungwenuk

    Kemasuk TungwenukBulan Yang lalu

    Isn't Doctor Mike from Jersey? Adds a layer of fun to the video.

  4. Ta Hun Kwai

    Ta Hun KwaiBulan Yang lalu

    @LegalEagle what's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish well ones a lowlife scum-sucking bottom-dwelling oh and the others a fish

  5. Mecha Bunny

    Mecha Bunny2 bulan yang lalu

    What's the difference between a Lawyer and a Mosquito. One of those has a briefcase.

  6. BLAIR M Schirmer

    BLAIR M Schirmer3 bulan yang lalu

    Please. Bar Association ethics committees and boards exist to protect attorneys from clients, not the other way around. Unless the offense was so egregious it would interest the press, these boards exist to minimize any penalties lawyers have to pay, and they exist to give the impression that self-policing exists. It only exists to the extent that the appearance of it permits continuous theft from the public.

  7. The Rock'n'Roll Millennial

    The Rock'n'Roll Millennial4 jam yang lalu

    My favorite lawyer joke was in the movie Philadelphia: "What do you call 1000 lawyers chained together at the bottom of the ocean?" Answer: a good start.

  8. Kai Kahny

    Kai Kahny6 jam yang lalu

    Stella is such a good doggo

  9. Duncan Lowther

    Duncan Lowther9 jam yang lalu

    I think the sexual relations joke is about "getting off" not "getting screwed".

  10. Recon WB

    Recon WB14 jam yang lalu

    8:48 my name is now "Abad Person"

  11. tasha ruth

    tasha ruth15 jam yang lalu

    If he and Dr Mike did a video together, I'm pretty sure my ovaries would explode 😳😍👌

  12. Trevorthespaghettifox

    Trevorthespaghettifox16 jam yang lalu

    Speaking of jokes... just curious. As a lawyer, how often do you get the "get me off" joke? Js

  13. Azeneth Dykstra

    Azeneth DykstraHari Yang lalu

    Still waiting for that Collaboration 🤤🤤🤤

  14. Jonathan Demy-Geroe

    Jonathan Demy-GeroeHari Yang lalu

    A CEO was watching a board room presentation being given by an accountant. After the presentation was over, he asked the accountant a question: "What is 1+1?" He asked. The accountant looked rather confused. "Its 2." He said. And after the remaining questions he left. After the accountant's presentation, a lawyer was brought in to give another presentation to the board. After the discussion was over, the CEO asked the lawyer the same question: "What is 1+1?" The lawyer scanned the room, went to the door, looked left and right before closing the door. Leaning close to the CEO he asked: "What do you want it to be?"

  15. Claire Takeuchi

    Claire Takeuchi3 hari yang lalu

    Bruh dr mike and djs need to collab

  16. Grimm Wald

    Grimm Wald4 hari yang lalu

    HEY LAWYER: HOW ABOUT ANOTHER JOKE?!

  17. Donkey Kong

    Donkey Kong4 hari yang lalu

    for such a put-together man you have a very goofy and contagious laugh

  18. catherine ringwood

    catherine ringwood4 hari yang lalu

    Drs Vs lawyers Lawyers need doctor's when they're sick Drs need lawyers when they make a medical error. #collaborate

  19. Amadeus

    Amadeus5 hari yang lalu

    God: "I am going to sue your ass!" Satan: (Laughing) "Where are you going to find a lawyer?"

  20. nosferatu

    nosferatu5 hari yang lalu

    These are gold

  21. Moonshine Brian

    Moonshine Brian5 hari yang lalu

    Loved the meme review

  22. Arexion5293

    Arexion52936 hari yang lalu

    Of course Satan would show up to lawyers. He's a judge.

  23. Rudy Portillo

    Rudy Portillo7 hari yang lalu

    Did you hear about the trial of the jurisprudence fetishist? He got off on a technicality.

  24. Randi tafellappen

    Randi tafellappen7 hari yang lalu

    Bold of you to imply anyone without family here would choose nj

  25. Rhyas9

    Rhyas97 hari yang lalu

    "If she was definitely going to win the case no matter what the facts were, and no matter how strong the opposing side's case was, why won't Mary Sue?"

  26. Bryan Morales

    Bryan Morales8 hari yang lalu

    I knew you were soulless when you didn't laugh while watching the bee movie

  27. Citizens of Civilization

    Citizens of Civilization8 hari yang lalu

    Gotta love how many of the jokes he missed what most people find funny, and found a new meaning.

  28. QemeH

    QemeH8 hari yang lalu

    Defense council (DC): Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse? Medical examiner (ME): No. DC: Did you check for blood pressure? ME: No. DC: Did you check for breathing? ME: No. DC: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy? ME: No. DC: How can you be so sure, Doctor? ME: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar. DC: But could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless? ME: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive, practicing law somewhere.

  29. Andy Sutcliffe

    Andy Sutcliffe9 hari yang lalu

    I’ve worked daylight savings before, and had to deal with the overtime system not allowing you to claim 25 hours in one day

  30. Metalhammer1993

    Metalhammer199310 hari yang lalu

    The physician and lawyer joke I know as a chemist and physician joke^^ But with chemists and doctors it is much more true. we can work together if we must but we can get at each other´s thjroat to the point of needing a lawyer. (negligent mistreatment is something that won´t fly with a chemist. If you tell me i have a fungus infection and you think you get rid of me by giving me a floxacin i´ll call you out for the idiot that you are. last time I checked, fungi had helical DNA: floxacines work entirely on beings with circular DNA. meaning a majority of bacteria. but only bacteria. And we do notice if somebody overdosed a relative on dangerous drugs like my grandma in law if that term exists. My Fiance went ballistic. She´s working in pharmaceutical RnD)

  31. Astro Boy

    Astro Boy10 hari yang lalu

    9:24 Sillshare, improve your comedy acting, so you don't laugh during your sketch. *me thinking back at my own sketches* Dang! I need that lesson myself.

  32. slamdeathgrindmachine

    slamdeathgrindmachine10 hari yang lalu

    It wouldn't be unusual for Satan is the funny one because you probably have to deal with the devil a lot when it comes to your line of work 😂😂

  33. Life Long K-Kick

    Life Long K-Kick11 hari yang lalu

    so OJ was proven innocent.... why the sudden change of heart to where maybe the glove was not suppose to fit ????

  34. U.S.G.B

    U.S.G.B11 hari yang lalu

    10) lol , reminds me of Richard Gere telling Edward Norton in the film Primal fear something along the lines ' I speak you do not speak and your job is to sit there & look innocent"

  35. S.P. Roach

    S.P. Roach11 hari yang lalu

    A man was walking along one day and spotted an antique-looking, oil lamp, seemingly straight out of "Aladdin". On a whim, he picked it up, and rubbed it. Out popped a genie. "Thank you for freeing me from the lamp", boomed the genie, "for that, I will grant you three wishes. "However, I must inform you, before I was trapped in this lamp, I was a litigator, and I managed to get a clause written into my contract that, for everything I gave whoever freed me, I'd deliver twice that to every lawyer currently in the world." The man smirked and said "I can live with that. "For my first wish, I wish to have the most beautiful, most talented, most caring, and most faithful woman for my wife." "Granted", intoned the genie. "However, as of now, she is not even in the top ten, as every lawyer, everywhere, has a spouse that is twice as comely, twice as talented, twice as caring, and twice as faithful as her." "Hmm. Okay, for my second wish, I wish to have an even billion dollars, after taxes, in cash." "Granted", intoned the genie. "But just to remind you, every lawyer on earth now has a cool two billion in cash." "I can live with that", said the man. "And for your final wish?" asked the genie, just now noticing the wide grin the man was wearing. "I wish for you to beat me, half, to death", replied the man.

  36. Naro

    Naro11 hari yang lalu

    Objection! I know of at least one comedian who is also a lawyer!

  37. fzerowipeoutlover

    fzerowipeoutlover11 hari yang lalu

    What do you call a dead lawyer? A _habeas corpse_

  38. mann workers

    mann workers12 hari yang lalu

    Aw dang

  39. Rainbow Star Productions

    Rainbow Star Productions12 hari yang lalu

    Stella is perfect

  40. Ryan Pope

    Ryan Pope13 hari yang lalu

    7CJS section 4 their loyalty is to the court your all fraud common law is right not British crown bar sell outs blessings to you

  41. Nicholas McNamara

    Nicholas McNamara14 hari yang lalu

    whats the difference between a California lawyer and a Kansas lawyer the California lawyer drives a Porsche when he is following an ambulance

  42. DISTURBED 15

    DISTURBED 1514 hari yang lalu

    I really want to see that collab now

  43. Andrew Harder

    Andrew Harder14 hari yang lalu

    What's the difference between a dead deer in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?" There are skid marks in front of the deer.

  44. Gary Grant

    Gary Grant14 hari yang lalu

    Q: If a lawyer falls off a ship at sea, why won't the sharks eat him/her? A: Professional Courtesy

  45. śářťhâķ super

    śářťhâķ super16 hari yang lalu

    You look like Harvey Dent...wait a minute

  46. Shannon Mayer

    Shannon Mayer16 hari yang lalu

    Awe....some lawyers found a billing time zone technically...BIG surprise! Right

  47. Paul Robinson

    Paul Robinson17 hari yang lalu

    Why won't shaeks eat lawers? Prodessional courtesy.

  48. Paul Robinson

    Paul Robinson17 hari yang lalu

    What'a the difference between a rooster and a lawyer? The rooster clucks defiance, and the lawyer....

  49. Drinks 101

    Drinks 10118 hari yang lalu

    Time to laugh like a lawyer Lawyers: *stares in bureaucratic silence*

  50. Daniel Cannata

    Daniel Cannata19 hari yang lalu

    8:30 my favorite one.

  51. Furybanana

    Furybanana19 hari yang lalu

    7:01 i saw it coming mile away ...i was like he gonna want them bacj right away...

  52. David Yeates

    David Yeates20 hari yang lalu

    Take lessons on "[career] meme's" from doctor mike. Good idea, but your execution needs works.

  53. Jo O

    Jo O25 hari yang lalu

    His laugh is so joyous and makes me happy lol.

  54. Kenneth Allen Morris

    Kenneth Allen Morris25 hari yang lalu

    Just watched Fracture with Hopkins and Gosling. Would love to see that lawyered by you. Love the show and content

  55. Alexandar Hull-Richter

    Alexandar Hull-Richter25 hari yang lalu

    You're familiar with NPR's law firm, of course? Dewey, Cheatemen, Howe?

  56. Roberta Nascimento

    Roberta Nascimento26 hari yang lalu

    YES! I NEED this collab with Dr. Mike!

  57. puffolotti

    puffolotti26 hari yang lalu

    A man and a woman die right before their marriage, they go to heaven and they ask to God to marry. God tells them: "O.K. there is some paperwork, but i'll do it A.S.A.P." 15 years later, God tells them they can marry, they do, but after some years they decide it wasn't a good idea, so they go to God to ask about the divorce, God answers: "Forget it, it took me 15 years to find a priest in the database, it will take millennia to find a lawyer in Heaven, assuming there is any."

  58. Dennis Anderson

    Dennis Anderson26 hari yang lalu

    I appreciate that you can appreciate *quality* humor regarding your profession. As a standard of respect, I'll only relate a particular-genre joke if I *know* the person & know they'll take it in the manner intended. (But folks in a professional can crack to each other and it's understood to be good fun.) I also respect you admission of the rare "abuses" or "misconduct" which some small minority of peers employ to "pad the bill": RARE (which is a recognizable nobility in the field), but, yeah - dang it! - it *does* happen!*) The open honesty makes for great vids! *Like any field, from cashier to a legislator.

  59. sheep man

    sheep man26 hari yang lalu

    I have a funny meme: an honest lawyef

  60. maya q

    maya q26 hari yang lalu

    How can you tell when a lawyer is lying? The lips are moving

  61. Ron Ruddick

    Ron Ruddick27 hari yang lalu

    Does the Constitution entitle me to neurprosthesis and a private and semipublic construct / mental health treatment and subconscious training? Holding What? Or What's holding That? Hiring an overpriced lawfirm... Autotheft of services?... Liberty loophole...

  62. The Brennan

    The Brennan28 hari yang lalu

    I always hear the "pissing in cokes" joke about an Army Ranger and two Navy Seals.

  63. AWV

    AWV28 hari yang lalu

    Q: What do you call 10,000 Lawyers stacked up at the bottom of the ocean? A: A good start...

  64. Donald Holben

    Donald Holben29 hari yang lalu

    A lawyer wakes up after surgery and asked the nurse why the blinds are closed,She answers well, the building across the street is on fire and we didn't want you to think your operation had failed :)

  65. Catholic Conservative

    Catholic ConservativeBulan Yang lalu

    Everyone makes lawyer jokes until they actually need a lawyer.