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  1. Polygon

    Polygon24 hari yang lalu

    You can download the name generator here: And when you're done, please post your explanatory monologue, or else how will I know who you are? - The Lewd Improvisationman

  2. EnigmaticRPG

    EnigmaticRPG3 hari yang lalu

    Name's Liquid Retriever... It started as a joke, a put down even, only it soon came to light that I'm who you go to when liquids need moving. Delicate samples that need handling? Fish that need relocating? Can I get you a drink? Oh, they don't sell that anymore, but I know a place. Don't sweat it, I'll be back in a jiffy! ...and ignore that guy saying I'm some kinda succubi. I'm only interested in getting liquids *for* you, not *from* you!

  3. Fi the eevee

    Fi the eevee5 hari yang lalu

    ....PlasmaBombay.... Or... SmallspacesChairLeg

  4. awes0meaxel

    awes0meaxel6 hari yang lalu

    Hi, I’m Big Cancer Dog, and if you’re wondering how I got this name, well, let me tell you. I had a dog once. He was my partner, my confidant, my best friend. He was also big, massive. Well, he's not around no more. The night he died, I nearly drank myself to death. Wish i succeeded, too. Three days later, when they found me in a dumpster, they told me what I have done. I killed fitty men while i screamed about my dog. Cut em to pieces and skinned em alive. I wish i remembered that

  5. JBPuffin

    JBPuffin9 hari yang lalu

    Nervous Linguist. "You ever have twenty people listening to your every word, their lives in the balance, while you barely know either language? No? I bet you'd have been nervous, too. They trained me for Russian, but I got stuck in Ukraine, and things got sticky with them and the Poles. Next thing I know, I'm the lead diplomat and frantically studying both languages, and let me tell you: I went to school for a year to learn one. By the end of those three months, I could argue with philosophers in all three AND English. "Was I nervous? You bet. But, more importantly, I'm alive *now*, which should tell you all you need to know about my skills. Now get up, sukinsin; we've got a president to save."

  6. John Smith

    John Smith9 hari yang lalu

    Brian, I got "The Fine Hornyteenager". Why did you do this to me Brian. Why.

  7. milk

    milkJam Yang lalu

    I had one name: The Pissing Myselfman

  8. Dungeons & Drawgans

    Dungeons & Drawgans3 jam yang lalu

    Hey, I'm Blake Improvisationman. I was almost a normal person, until I was injected with cells from Brian David Gilbert, becoming his evil half twin, constantly struggling between being me and being him.

  9. Rewgge

    Rewgge4 jam yang lalu

    please refer to me as the "Hentai odyssey man" from now on

  10. The_Dragon_42

    The_Dragon_426 jam yang lalu

    The Bad Artman, could be worse.

  11. Rachel W

    Rachel W6 jam yang lalu

    Ah yes, 'tis I, Old Solid Cat.

  12. Biofan813

    Biofan81311 jam yang lalu

    I mean, Diehardman does kinda make sense.... 90hrs in.

  13. GaleGames

    GaleGames15 jam yang lalu

    The Oblivion Man Would it be wrong to change that to woman lol

  14. Tuesdeay S

    Tuesdeay S18 jam yang lalu

    my name is; Slept Okay

  15. ***** ********

    ***** ********20 jam yang lalu

    "The old irreparable damageman" I'm happy with that

  16. flamealana

    flamealanaHari Yang lalu

    Big Cancer BlackCat, oof

  17. Hannah Seling

    Hannah SelingHari Yang lalu

    My name is The Lying. Other epiphets include, but are not limted to: Apathetic Learner, Naked Scottish Fold, Anything Reading, Unsanitary Knives, Listened to Music. This is all weirdly accurate,

  18. Tobias P

    Tobias PHari Yang lalu

    I just got The Spider

  19. RainStorm Rose

    RainStorm RoseHari Yang lalu

    I spent two hours of my useless life doing this damn worksheet SEVEN times, so I dunno, might as well use 'em. Gas Owlman and The Pervy Storytellerman are my personal favourites.

  20. Ele

    EleHari Yang lalu

    i'm stuck on number three because i don't know who kurt russell is

  21. Molly Hunter

    Molly HunterHari Yang lalu

    BDG back at it again with the complicated forms that I have already download and am currently filling out

  22. Robert Karaitis

    Robert KaraitisHari Yang lalu

    My Kojima name is The Gunman. Spot on.

  23. Onyx

    OnyxHari Yang lalu

    I liked Started Arecordingman

  24. Mosst Ghost

    Mosst Ghost2 hari yang lalu

    it’s me, Spiders Needles or alternatively, Taurus “Lickable” Collieman

  25. But why

    But why2 hari yang lalu

    Hi, I'm Eat, and if you’re wondering how I got this name, well, let me tell you. I ate.

  26. Peach B33ch

    Peach B33ch2 hari yang lalu

    Now I had to do this 6 times and lemme tell you. I feel so attacked right now. Highlights are "The Betrayalman" and "Liquid Bunny" though I really can't help but feel "Holy Tanktreads" might have suited me better...

  27. Timothy Marks

    Timothy Marks2 hari yang lalu

    Aquarius Papillon. I actually kind of like that name.

  28. alli alli bo balli

    alli alli bo balli2 hari yang lalu

    For now on I'd like everyone to address me as Big Plasma Cashierman

  29. Jenna Hall

    Jenna Hall2 hari yang lalu

    Hi, I'm The Writing Filer, and if you're wondering how I got this name, well let me tell you. I fancy myself a bit of an author, working on short stories mostly but eventually building up to a novel-length work someday, when I'm not helping out in the office of my dad's machine shop.

  30. Bro123

    Bro1232 hari yang lalu

    9:20 *The Old Wet Gamer*

  31. Yagiza San

    Yagiza San2 hari yang lalu

    Hi, I am Old Fantasist Artist, and if you're wondering how I got this name, well, let me tell you. I am as good of an artist as I am old, though it might be a lie, since I can't stop lying. You might also know me under the alias Ant-toner Artist or Crooked Liquid Dog, but only very close friends call me Naked Lickable Dog. You might also have heard of the (very cool) name The Conscious Nightmare-man, those who fears me call me that.

  32. Chef Boyardee

    Chef Boyardee2 hari yang lalu

    Hello yes I am The Big Disobedient Square, and yes that does describe me perfectly and yes you can only call me by this name now.

  33. Gravelord Neko

    Gravelord Neko2 hari yang lalu

    I am 'Artillery Rock'

  34. Lagger777 -

    Lagger777 -2 hari yang lalu

    I created my name and it was Salted Dagger Gauss Rifles-man

  35. HisNeverland

    HisNeverland2 hari yang lalu

    Why did you need to know our maximum carrot capacity?

  36. Emily K.

    Emily K.2 hari yang lalu

    My names: Annex Dreamer The Big Not Amounting to Anything -man Labour Waste -Man Labour Gaming Old Elvis Presley Dreamer Annex Dreamer (again!)

  37. tayfga15

    tayfga152 hari yang lalu

    Old Kind Student does actually sound like a Kojima character

  38. MrNaevus19

    MrNaevus192 hari yang lalu

    Dart Tank-man. Yes that is my name. Fight me. Or don't

  39. marcogashlong

    marcogashlong2 hari yang lalu

    this is an amazing one-time game to play at a party

  40. madiweeb

    madiweeb3 hari yang lalu

    "Sore Harpoon Spider" Somehow I knew my greatest tangible fear would make it into my name.

  41. PorkinsDLX

    PorkinsDLX31 menit yang lalu

    harpoons are scary AF like a giant needle! no thanks

  42. Cari Stars

    Cari Stars3 hari yang lalu

    I’m deadass about to use this to choose a new name

  43. jackie the neko

    jackie the neko3 hari yang lalu

    my fking name is the yellow skulls higgs man

  44. Guido Russo Heck

    Guido Russo Heck3 hari yang lalu


  45. Simon  Berzl

    Simon Berzl3 hari yang lalu

    Liking them nails though absolute power move

  46. Embargo Burguês

    Embargo Burguês3 hari yang lalu

    Occupational Name (Main): Horny Sociopath Writer. Cool Name: Say Sike God The Name: The Height Alright, sounds pretty accurate.