Compilation of Michael's Best Jokes About Long Term Relationships | Michael McIntyre


  1. Amy Fidler

    Amy FidlerHari Yang lalu

    Yeah I say be more spontaneous and romantic and he does the same thing. Touches me while I'm holding our infant or trying to switch the laundry or clean up toys or do dishes/take things put of the dishwasher and I'm like wtf I'm trying to do something productive for the whole family.

  2. Heather Whitman

    Heather Whitman3 hari yang lalu

    "in 2019, this list helped me decide for the best dishwasher ** hope it helps you out too!"

  3. theuglykwan

    theuglykwan5 hari yang lalu

    Actually if you live somewhere rainy ie. Scotland, putting a badly burnt pot in the garden will clean it. I leave them for a few weeks and eventually get it... it's spanking new again!

  4. paul james shellabear

    paul james shellabear12 hari yang lalu

    i am glad that i am single

  5. Kieran & Chris Jones

    Kieran & Chris Jones14 hari yang lalu

    Love Michael

  6. Cosmos

    Cosmos14 hari yang lalu

    He's brilliant. I've never enjoyed British Comedians but he puts the Yanks to Shame.

  7. Aimee Hughes

    Aimee Hughes18 hari yang lalu

    I read several comments here on IDreporter, when they recommended a hacker, about him hacking into their partner's phone. I message him on Instagram @redhackpro when I suspected my husband cheating and you wouldn't believe this hacker helped me hack into his phone without any glitch. He did it remotely and swift and his service cost me a few bucks, the hacker's whatsapp +1(937)815-1491 is for anyone that may require his help

  8. Rachel Greene

    Rachel Greene18 hari yang lalu

    "Please turn over (the page)." LOL!

  9. Half_Deaf_Girl

    Half_Deaf_Girl19 hari yang lalu

    I can relate to so many of these things with my boyfriend 🤣🤣

  10. Eva reimer

    Eva reimer23 hari yang lalu

    Why is his wife so relatable?

  11. mariam al said

    mariam al saidBulan Yang lalu

    its impressive that those are the things that are upsetting her after being together for so long

  12. Amaya Strata

    Amaya StrataBulan Yang lalu

    My husband does that with the milk. However, as I don’t drink milk, he can do what he wants with it. If it goes off, it’s on him. However, I retain that knowledge of gone off milk when he has a go at me for any gone off blueberries I have. Shuts him up straight away. Life’s little pleasures.

  13. Lisa F

    Lisa FBulan Yang lalu

    Hey, they’re sexy socks. Lol

  14. Julia ED81

    Julia ED81Bulan Yang lalu

    I've been married for 14 years now and I totally relate to that. Spontaneity is almost impossible when you have kids 😁

  15. Emzy Saphire

    Emzy SaphireBulan Yang lalu

    I live with only 1 male in the house, my 9 yr old son. He ALWAYS puts his empty biscuit wrappers back in the cupbpard and empty ice lolly boxes back in the freezer. Never remembers to flush after peeing and leaves his dirty clothes on the bathroom floor. Oh and if he picks a big snot from nose, he tries to sneakily wipe it on the wall next to him. And if he hasnt got his hands down his pants 'adjusting' then hes scratchin his arse, and havin a quick sniff of his fingers afterwards.. as you do.. Lads are charming.. thats for sure ! 😂

  16. Maryann Anderson

    Maryann AndersonBulan Yang lalu

    I loved how he referred his wife to last year's card to find all the "sweet" things he wanted to say to her. I was married for almost 31 years before my husband died but we had been married about 15 years and I asked him (why do women always do this?) "Why don't you tell me you love me?" (I knew he did because his actions said he did but I just wanted the words.) He said, "Well, I've told you I love you in the past, right?" I said, "Yes". He said, "Well if I ever change my mind I'll let you know."

  17. Shrub Camper

    Shrub CamperBulan Yang lalu

    "The only thing you clean on a regular is your search history" Come one people admit to it.

  18. boiragirules

    boiragirulesBulan Yang lalu

    Oh this clip is a gold.

  19. Benny G

    Benny GBulan Yang lalu


  20. Phoenix Dawn

    Phoenix DawnBulan Yang lalu

    🤣🤣🤣 the dishwasher scene ! 🤣

  21. pamula wallace

    pamula wallaceBulan Yang lalu

    The best comedian ever.. 💞🌹💗😇😇💯


    FLOWER POWERBulan Yang lalu


  23. Swiss blue mountain 2019

    Swiss blue mountain 2019Bulan Yang lalu

    This is why I’m always single! 🙏

  24. Ace Hardy

    Ace HardyBulan Yang lalu


  25. B T

    B TBulan Yang lalu

    That's depressing.

  26. mbrooker79

    mbrooker79Bulan Yang lalu

    What kind of superhero lasts 3 1/2 minutes?!

  27. Candice Taylor

    Candice TaylorBulan Yang lalu

    Every-one of these issues I can say about my teen...

  28. Mirko Valli

    Mirko ValliBulan Yang lalu

    Well..his wife is right on pretty much everything 🤣

  29. John Striker

    John StrikerBulan Yang lalu

    "I still love you. ....See last year's card for full details." xDDD

  30. Lorna Miller

    Lorna MillerBulan Yang lalu


  31. Semantic Samuel

    Semantic SamuelBulan Yang lalu

    My girlfriend does the milk thing, but worse than that. She'll leave a dribble of milk left in the bottle that you don't want to waste, but it's inadequate for any purpose. When challenged she'll say, 'Thought you could use it for a cuppa'. What, the darkest cup of white tea in the world?! I might as well have it black, and I'm not a monster who drinks black tea.

  32. They'dSeenHisFaceBefore

    They'dSeenHisFaceBeforeBulan Yang lalu

    Semantic Samuel my friend’s sister does the thing your girlfriend does with the milk too, and my dad too sometimes.

  33. Patrice Marie

    Patrice MarieBulan Yang lalu

    This Geep ..... is nutty ..... funny!

  34. Patrice Marie

    Patrice MarieBulan Yang lalu

    I love this man .... He sends cards!!!! ........

  35. Inspiring You

    Inspiring You2 bulan yang lalu

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 love his humour x

  36. Anna Andrea

    Anna Andrea2 bulan yang lalu

    You are my favourite stand up comedian. I love the fact that you are not vulgar, even though you make quite a lot of sex jokes. You are brilliant! Thank you for sharing your work on IDreporter!

  37. Kristen Cherrie

    Kristen Cherrie2 bulan yang lalu

  38. Kristen Cherrie

    Kristen Cherrie2 bulan yang lalu

    That's the problem with long term relationships the chase and the catch is over, no play anymore just the mundaneness. Mozart had his wisdom lol

  39. Kristen Cherrie

    Kristen Cherrie2 bulan yang lalu

    Not just declare his undying love, chase me wink

  40. Kristen Cherrie

    Kristen Cherrie2 bulan yang lalu

    Or maybe the right term is desired and chased as in a man makes an effort to seduce :D

  41. Kristen Cherrie

    Kristen Cherrie2 bulan yang lalu

    Così fan tutte

  42. Kristen Cherrie

    Kristen Cherrie2 bulan yang lalu

    Or all woman need to feel desired and all women are like this lol. Maybe not true but maybe might possibly be true lol

  43. Mathew DSouza

    Mathew DSouza2 bulan yang lalu

    Micheal, you are one of the best comedians of all time!

  44. The Hot Veganette

    The Hot Veganette2 bulan yang lalu

    What I take from this is Michael is a bit of a Manbaby and doesn't please his wife 😅 (3 minutes and no foreplay, really?)

  45. messi9991

    messi99912 bulan yang lalu

    Men are so lazy. Lol.

  46. keri caye

    keri caye2 bulan yang lalu

    this is the best the UK has.....HE IS BEYOND MAGNIFICENT.........naked.......hahahahah